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Joke of the Day
"What do Mexicans use to cut a pizza? Little Caesar's"
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"Go down a water slide without water and you'll understand why foreplay is so important."
"I've assembled a list of all the jokes feminists find funny: ##"
"A man walks into a bar... Ow."
"Boy, ISIS are going to be pissed when they find out New Atheists talk about God more than them."
"[Whole Foods] Woman: MY COCONUT WATER BROKE! *I drive her to the hospital and she names her first coconut after me*"
"Give a man a fire, and He'll be warm for the night. Light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars? So they can drive with the handcuffs on."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing...they were both stuck up cunts."
"How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants? Two dam bad! (OC!)"