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Joke of the Day
"There are two reasons I would never drink from a toilet Number 1, and number 2"
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"[pirate ship] Pirate: Walk the plank Me: *struts down like nobody's business* Pirate: wait come back that was awesome you're one of us now"
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"Trying to grab a stall after lunch as a male. It's a crap shoot."
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