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Joke of the Day
"They say that when you find a spider in Australia... you hear boss battle music."
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"In the recent news of Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds both passing away... ...Keith Richards, the guitarist for the Rolling Stones, has confirmed to still be alive."
"A boy to his mother: Do you know how much suffering the poor beast had to endure for you to get this fur coat? My boy, you mustn't talk so disrespectfully about your father."
"When Peter Parker was bitten by a radioactive Spiderman, he became... Spidermanman."
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"How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Obviously more than 8, because my basement is still dark."