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Joke of the Day
"Trying to grab a stall after lunch as a male. It's a crap shoot."
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"It all The title says it all"
"Go to bed barstool. You're drunk"
"If 'real life' was really that great, Twitter wouldn't be so fucking addictive."
"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has pricks on the outside Sorry but after seeing about 5 reposts today, I thought it was open season."
"Can someone just invent a mirror that takes pictures already!"
"Nine times out of ten, when I say ""on my way"" or ""be there in 5 or 10,"" I haven't even left my house yet."
"What does a Mexican motorcycle sound like? Cabrona!!! puto, puto, puto"
"What did the leper say to the hooker? You can keep the tip."
"Did you hear about the cow who tried to jump over a barbed wire fence? It was an udder disaster."