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Joke of the Day

"Doing my weekly Anti-virus scan, my laptop is a slut."

"What did the french fry say to the police officer? Help me! I've been a-salted!"

"Sausage fest at my house tonight. Not what you think. Just eating many varieties of sausage. Nice people. Good music. NO GIRLS ALLOWED."

"What does a taxidermist do for a living? Oh you know... stuff..."

"What do windows feel when they get hurt? Pane!"

"Why are there no walmarts in Iraq? Because there is a target on every corner,"

"What do you call an Iraqi bodybuilder? A Mosul man"

"The Apple Watch may become so addictive it keeps people from looking at what's truly important in life, like their iPhones."

"Do vegans get paid hourly or celery? That's it. That was the joke. No witty punchline or anything like that. Sorry."

"If you ever really want someone to call back, leave them a message saying, ""I've got tickets to..."" and hang up"