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Joke of the Day

"Sea turtles happened when god got stoned one night and wondered what would happen if a frisbee was a lizard."

"they say that if you play nickelback backwards, it's devil worship... But even worse, if you play it forwards it's nickelback"

"""We're not buying another toy until Mommy gets laid!"" might not be the most appropriate thing to yell in ToysRUs."

"What do you call a group of gay cavemen? Homo erectus."

"Must suck to see your ex getting married. I wouldn't know, all mine have died in mysterious, firey car crashes."

"I have an inferiority complex.. .. but it's not a very good one."

"Be strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal."

"What do you say to the midget prostitute? ""Don't you think you're selling yourself short?"""

"How does NASA organise a party? They Planet."

"Grandma keeps staring longingly through the window since it started snowing... ...Maybe It's time to let her back inside."