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Joke of the Day

"I have an inferiority complex.. .. but it's not a very good one."

"My wife complained that the Land's End catalog was showing too much camo print this season... I replied: lots of people are suddenly into camo, but I just don't see it."

"Playing as japan in a ww2 game You know I never really liked Japanese weaponry... there just not my type"

"""Bear with me for a minute."" - Russian guy providing an airtight alibi for his criminal bear friend."

"Why didn't Edward get on the plane? Cause it was snowed-in."

"What is a Mexicans favourite sport? Cross-Country"

"I love when people misuse the word ""literally"". It literally makes me fart rainbows."

"Whats the difference between jam and jelly? You can't jelly your dick down someones throat."

"Hi yes, I'd like the cheeseburger ""How would you like that cooked?"" *gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously"

"My dad's take on 35 years of marriage. Me: ""Mom and Dad, how does it feel to have been married for 35 years?"" Dad: ""Well, it only seems like it's been 5 minutes..."" Mom: ""Awww!"" Dad: ""...Underwater."""