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Joke of the Day
"I have an inferiority complex.. .. but it's not a very good one."
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"Instead of yet another love song, someone should write a song about wanting to be left alone for fifteen minutes."
"Why does Piglett smell nasty? He plays with Pooh."
"Why did barbie never get pregnant? Because ken came in a different box"
"I ordered a little salad before my meal and my body started to twitch. I told my waiter, but I forgot I ordered the seizure salad."
"Probably not a coincidence that Taylor Swift just spent $17M on a mansion only two states away from me."
"I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!"
"How do cows go from one town to another? they cowmmute."
"epileptic with a sword What do you get when an epileptic person fights an iceberg with a sword? Seizure Salad"
"""we're out of bread"" ""ciabatta be kidding!"" [waiter takes out gun] ""make another bread pun and ur toast, pal... shit"" [i take out my gun]"