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Joke of the Day

"How does NASA organise a party? They Planet."

"Common scene Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!"

"How can you make a moth ball ? Hit it with a fly swatter."

"What do you call a mobile homes for rabbits? Wheelburrows!"

"Making a grocery list after 8 beers is awesome because the next morning I get to wonder why I need 7000 bags of pizza rolls."

"A priest and a rabbi walk into a school, after a while the priest turns to the rabbi and whispers: ""I'd like to screw that boy"", the rabbi then replies: ""Out of what?"""

"I used to complain about crying babies on airplanes but last week I was flying, both pilots died & a crying baby landed us on a soccer field"

"Today I nearly met my end!...it was in a yoga class."

"Why does Father Christmas go down chimneys? Because they soot him!"

"How do you blind fold an asian? You put floss over their eyes!"