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Joke of the Day
"If I had a dollar for every time I think about you, I'd start thinking about you."
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"I'm addicted to prescription glasses - Jay London"
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"I told wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back. Apparently you shouldn't say that to a woman with alopecia."
"What do I do after I die? Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)"
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"Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!"