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Joke of the Day

"Goldfish One day, baby goldfish went to ask him father : ""Dad, why do our memories only last for 3 seconds?"" ""What son?"" ""What?"""

"Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens."

"What do Germans and acetone have in common? They are both good at removing the Polish!"

"What do you call a little Mexican? A paragraph. Because he's not quite an essay."

"Being molested by a teacher is twice as bad for home-schooled kids."

"What do you call a Mexican midget lady? Cuntswaylow"

"Did you hear about the Texas hipster whose bicycle was broken? He was fixin' to get his fixie fixed."

"If Frieza is King Cold's son... Does that make him a little Cold?"

"I'm not real good about sharing my feelings unless I hate you."

"I absolutely despise double-standards... Except when it's me, then it's okay."