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Joke of the Day

"I told wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back. Apparently you shouldn't say that to a woman with alopecia."

"*at Starbucks* ""Ya I'll have the medium roast please"" *Barista insults him a lot but not too much*"

"What does 'J' stand for in Donald J Trump? 'Genius' (This joke was stolen from CharlieDarwin2)"

"What do you call a smart pig? Swinestein."

"My finger became really swollen after I jammed it Friday. And thats how I found out Im allergic to jam."

"Sex is a dick activity... ...though I like to shorten it to a-dick-tive."

"Jamaican space program. Have you heard of the Jamaican space program? they just keep getting higher and higher and higher......"

"Why did semen cross the road? Put on the wrong sock....."

"I have to be honest, I prefer the modern 8 bit byte to the older 7 bit byte I like big bytes and I cannot lie."

"TIL there was a dinosaur that had three butts. It was from the Triassic period."