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Joke of the Day
"Ted Cruz just looks like a... Saturday Night Live Skit"
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"The 7 Drug Habits Of High, Ineffective People"
"""Hey man, the hot girl from class winked at me today!"" ""Really, bro?"" ""Yeah, with both eyes too!"""
"So I was out for a walk with my Grandpa... My grandpa had altzhiemer's disease, and we were going for a little walk when all of the sudden....... (Classic comedy)"
"you know its cold out... when you go outside, and its cold out. (tried this in /r/antijokes , thought the rest of the joke world might appreciate)"
"I accidentally just laughed at something my 4-year-old did so now I have to pretend to laugh as she does it forty thousand more times."
"His homebuilt e-cigarette vapor mod with banana custard glycerine is so sexy... Said no girl ever"
"I can't fall asleep right now, I'm too busy counting how many hours of sleep I will get if I fall asleep right now."
"Naked New Jersey My girlfriend comes up to me naked and says kiss me where it smells. So I drove her to New Jersery"
"I like to play chess in the park with bald men... ...Although sometimes it's hard to find 32 of them."