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Joke of the Day
"If you had a choice between world piece and a million dollars, what color Ferrari would you buy?"
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"What's grey, has four legs, howls at the moon, and eats cement? A wolf. I threw in the cement to make it hard."
"Waldo is probably horrible at responding to texts."
"How can you tell if a post on r/Jokes is unoriginal? It makes the front page."
"all i want for christmas this year is to get off all social media forever"
"Blond joke Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months? It said 2 to 4 years on the box."
"""He be dead."" Who? Your English teacher?"
"4yo: *shoots me with gun* *stuffs gun in my pocket* *runs away* Me: *Realizes he just made it look like a suicide* *keeping an eye on him*"
"I hear your not supposed to refer to police as policemen or women anymore. Something about it not being the PC term."
"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? She can fit into your wife's clothes"