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Joke of the Day
"If you had a choice between world piece and a million dollars, what color Ferrari would you buy?"
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"How many ears does Leonard Nimoy have? 3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier."
"Korean response to Dogs Wearing Pantyhose, A Popular New Meme in China They look delicious.....I mean cute."
"it's always the wrong ex who gets drunk and messages you a million times about how much he loves you."
"A man played Justin Bieber to force an attacking bear to run off. He was treated for his injuries, then arrested for cruelty to animals."
"Holy shit. I just realized this sales kid is treating me this way because he thinks I'm old"
"Why Don't I Have Laugh Lines? Because I never smile. :("
"Q: What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant."
"I just want to have a long enough career in show business so I can become eccentric and bring a goat to a meeting or some shit"
"Whoever invented work should have taugh it to masturbate so that it could do itself."