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Joke of the Day

"Probably not a good sign when my favorite thing to do in the whole world is be unconscious for 8 hours"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Barbie Brain in a Jar ...an empty jar"

"Based on statistics The most used sexual position among married couples is doggy style... The husband sits and begs, while the wife rolls over and plays dead."

"[raises hand in math class] HOW DO PEOPLE WHO WORK AT THE SPAM CORPORATION KNOW WHEN THEY'RE GETTING UNSOLICITED EMAIL?"

"On allegations of Mayweather beating his wife... He was undefeated, he couldn't let her win."

"I'll never be mad enough to throw my phone somewhere."

"I bought some Bose stocks today. It was a sound investment."

"I should write a personal apology to the employees of the sewage treatment plant for what I just sent them."

"knock knock, whos there? your ex wife ................."

"What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip-off"