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Joke of the Day
"What's the deal with the phrase ""door ajar""? I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?"
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"If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically."
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"[first day as Tour Guide in History Museum] ""And if you look over here you'll see a lot more really old shit."""
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