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Joke of the Day

"Did you know Cecil was a black lion? And man, even in Africa, the white people **STILL** be killing tiggas."

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"What's the first letter of the Canadian alphabet, eh?"
"Zoo Keeper:""I've lost one of my elephants"" Other Zoo Keeper:""Why don't you put an advert in the paper?"" Zoo Keeper:""Don't be silly he can't read!"""
"Well, I just broke my personal best time by wearing a white shirt 13 minutes before getting a stain on it."
"My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I am suspicious that I am up to something I don't want myself to know about."
"You're on top of Mount Everest. How do you get down? Pluck a duck."
"A guy sees a blonde across a lake He shouts to her ""Hey how'd you get on the other side of the lake?"" she replies ""You're on the other side of the lake!"""
"Oh, Bill... A reporter asks Bill Clinton, ""How's Hillary's head?"" He answers, ""Well, she's no Monica!"""
"What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet? A kidager"