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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about Marx's tomb? They say it's a Communist plot"
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"2016 has been pretty bad but at least girls stopped drawing mustaches on their index fingers and holding them under their noses."
"I bought ""extra whitening"" toothpaste and now my teeth are spending a year in Korea teaching English"
"Are you the Proletariat? Because I feel an uprising in my lower class."
"It's not really fair that little kids can talk and dogs can't. I bet dogs have way cooler stories and they don't ask as many dumb questions."
"Hey baby, are you a C major scale? 'Cause you look all natural to me."
"I was telling a joke to my friend with dwarfism I became pretty awkward because it went right over his head."
"Sure, everyone thinks a chubby dude in a diaper shooting people with a bow & arrow is cute until I do it at Starbucks & please send bail."
"""Wow, that was a very good sandwich."" - Liam Neeson, at some point, probably"
"I saw an Asian man jerking off in a starbucks Called him a Fappenchino."