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Joke of the Day

"Did you all hear Jerry Sandusky is getting a custom ipod touch? It will be known as the itouch kids!"

"What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four"

"So its pancake Tuesday today That surely crepe'd up on us"

"What's the fastest thing on land? Stevie Wonder's speedboat"

"What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve? Social Security."

"My neighbors are having a terrible fight in the front yard. I mean hanging Christmas lights. Same."

"White guy is very frightened when he saw a black guy Black Guy: Hey man, why are yo scared, because ima black huh?, you racist scum White Guy: What are you doing in my house?"

"I will punch you in the face. OK not really - but I will roll my eyes at you, hard."

"1987 was a great year for the payphone."

"Sweetie, will you buy me a cellphone? **Her**: Sweetie, will you buy me a cellphone? **Him**: What about the other one? **Her**: The other one is buying me a tablet."