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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between stew haters and steers."
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"'C' has just been promoted to the second letter of the alphabet! However R & D believe the rise in C levels will result in a loss of B's."
"Did you hear about the eagle that performed a piano concerto? The applause was quite raptor-ous!"
"I choked on viagra this morning. I had a stiff neck for hours."
"A girl wants to go to the concert... She asked her dad for his permission, and he said, ""no, but you can buy the album, and that's vinyl."""
"Have you heard the news about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"
"What would a scandal involving Microsoft be called? Gatesgate."
"You hear about the NBA player who married a midget? He was nuts over her."
"10 Little Monkeys Jumping on the Bed... ...One fell off and snapped his neck. Mama called the doctor and the doctor said: ""It's no use, this monkey is dead!"""
"50 cent is so broke I bet two of him couldn't even make a dollar."