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Joke of the Day

"A girl wants to go to the concert... She asked her dad for his permission, and he said, ""no, but you can buy the album, and that's vinyl."""

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"Before twitter I would walk into a room and forget what I went in there for. nnNow, I don't even walk into the right room"
"I got an invite to a wedding that said ""black tie only""... But when I got there, everyone else was in tuxedos."
"Ron on Facebook says he hopes to be stuck on a dessert island, so naturally I commented ""that sounds delicious""."
"""Is anyone here named Jeff?"" Jeff: Yes Geoff: Yeos"
"Photographers are the worst! They frame you, then shoot you, then hang you on the wall."
"Did you guys hear about the talking polar bear? He's very arcticulate! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"No relationship is perfect so you might as well pick the perfect person you want to go through hell with"
"'twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone was screaming... Just cuz I went into the wrong house."