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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the news about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"
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"[out to eat with in-laws] Me: Waiter, your cheapest bottle of champagne Wife: Hey these are my parents Me: Waiter, 4 glasses of tap water"
"You know what'd be an AMAZING prank for April Fool's Day, Reddit? If you could stay up for 24 hours straight :3"
"What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died? Mourning wood."
"How do you comfort a grammar nazi? ""There, they're, their."""
"J. J. Abrams wanted to make Luke's lightsaber red but it wasn't greenlighted."
"What do you call an a cappella group made up of suburban white girls? Basic Pitches"
"When we draw birds we basically just draw flying mustaches."
"You're 35 weeks pregnant and gonna make me do math?"
"How do we know God is not a woman? Because the Earth is not a sandwich!"