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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the eagle that performed a piano concerto? The applause was quite raptor-ous!"
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"*accidentally likes a hot girl's photo of a sandwich from 3 years ago*"
"I made three snow angels the other day. I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians."
"When you do squats, are your knees supposed to sound like a goat chewing on an aluminum can stuffed with celery?"
"Condoms. I can't wrap my head around them."
"A grasshopper goes into a bar... and the bartender says, ""Hey! We have a drink named after you."" The grasshopper says, ""You have a drink named Phil?"""
"What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage"
"my life thats it thats the joke"
"I asked my Nan what she wanted for Christmas. ""Something from the Body Shop please,"" she replied..... Hope she's got enough room in the flat for the front wing off a Mondeo."
"How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!"