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Joke of the Day

"Weight discrimination and fat-shaming are a real problem in our society. Do you know what the worst source of fat-shaming is? A mirror."

"What do you call a really cranky shaman with bad breath and osteoporosis? A Super-calloused-fragile-mystic-hexed-by-halitosis"

"The biggest problem with two-faced people is, never knowing which face to slap first."

"Never ask me ""Who hurt you?"" unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay strip club Knock! Knock! *who's there?* The chicken."

"""On this episode of 60 Minutes, we'll talk to a woman who had a baby but did not change her Facebook profile picture to a photo of it..."""

"What's the difference between humor and odor? Humor is a shift of wit."

"My wife told me some guy at the bar was buying her drinks all night to get me jealous. We'll it worked. I wish he was buying me drinks."

"""Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?"" is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare."

"I just want to meet a nice girl who hates the same stuff as me."