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Joke of the Day

"Weight discrimination and fat-shaming are a real problem in our society. Do you know what the worst source of fat-shaming is? A mirror."

"So, I asked my grandfather why he doesn't have a life insurance His answer? ""Because I want you to be truly sad when I'm gone"" :("

"How many particles are there in a vaccum? It doesn't matter."

"I told my friends a UDP joke But Idk if they got it."

"Calling someone 'one in a million' in China means they aren't that special."

"The ""Ooooo"" the audience makes during a sitcom kiss but for me when I finally take a shower."

"When people ask me if I'm working hard or hardly working, I wanna punch them in the face and ask if they're hurting hard or hardly hurting."

"Do you know what beats meat? a hand."

"I got a haircut recently. I thought it was too short at first, but it's started to grow on me."

"I used to work in a darkroom developing photographs... but I quit because there was too much negativity."