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Joke of the Day

"""On this episode of 60 Minutes, we'll talk to a woman who had a baby but did not change her Facebook profile picture to a photo of it..."""

"Historians say teenagers in medieval times would send an average of 180 tiny scrolls by raven per day"

"What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus."

"What do you call an underwater adventure with a Great Dane? Scooby-Diving"

"I was beating a mouse Then it clicked."

"A 3 legged dog walks into a bar Did you hear about the 3 legged dog who walked into a bar? He was looking for the man who shot his paw!"

"The guy who created Virgin airlines probably didnt go to high school otherwise he would have called it ""shes probably lying airlines""."

"Did you hear about Tom Brady going to the whore house? He needed to deflate his balls"

"Girl hey what's up? Boy if i tell you, will you sit on it? Sex is like a misdmeanor, the kore i miss it, the meaner i get."

"My coworker left my office an hour ago, but the smell of his cologne remains, like some kind of douchbag ghost."