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Joke of the Day
"The biggest problem with two-faced people is, never knowing which face to slap first."
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"Why don't lesbians cook? They prefer to eat out."
"My dog kept chasing people on a bike.. It got so bad, finally I had to take it away from him.."
"I hope my husband never gets Alzheimer's but if he does, I imagine my favorite part will be saying ""I gave you one yesterday."""
"Life without women would be a pain in the ass, literally."
"Why is Superman wanted by the police? He is wanted for being the Man of Steal."
"What will Stevie Wonder's next album be called? Songs In the Key Of Death"
"I want the job where you push scared skydivers off the plane."
"I've never been as disappointed as my dog just was when she realized the food I dropped was a carrot."
"""Now is a good time to think about every mistake you've ever made."" - 3 am"