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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between humor and odor? Humor is a shift of wit."
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"What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit? Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible."
"Today, I got lit, went to Denny's, ordered a t-bone & eggs, and scarfed it all down... I guess you could say... it was a ""high-steaks"" scenario."
"When you wear a cardigan for the very first time it's just called a card"
"If you're suicidal and experience time backwards, then you're in luck! The only way you can commit suicide is by getting in some pussy."
"An iPhone 7 walks into a bar ... I'll have a Jack please!"
"What happens when a guy addicted to banging fat chicks doesn't get laid. Width-drawals."
"""I love watching myself in the mirror while I shoot dope."" Said Tom in vain."
"I heard going on the internet gives you dementia. Who are you?"
"Fitness guru just tweeted ""remember to breathe"" and it was pure luck that I got the message in time."