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Joke of the Day

"Only in America ... do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters."

"Anne Frank's famous last words. Brb, door"

"A whale asks his dad ""Dad where do I come from"" The father whale replies, ""well from my penis"" ""Oh. Thanks."" Responded.the junior whale ""You're whalecum"""

"I wanted to make a joke about transgenders... ...but I don't have the balls to do it. Not anymore anyway."

"My friend thinks he's smart He said that onions are the only food that can make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face."

"What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick up her ass"

"And then there was the Newfie who was found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head. He'd tried to hang himself with a rubber band."

"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know why"

"If I make you breakfast in bed, all I need is a simple thank you Not all this ""how the hell did you get in my house"" and ""I'm calling the cops"" business"

"""Bitches always be conforming to unhealthy standards set and perpetuated by the media."" - socially conscious rapper"