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Joke of the Day

"Just to throw my other white friends off, I'll say shit like, ""Don't be sayin' that kinda shit in front of my black ass!"""

"My anti bacterial hand wash promises to kill germs & moisturise at the same time. Such violence & nurturing from the one product."

"Last minute gift idea: Give someone a bucket of water and tell them your sorry their ice sculpture melted"

"Internet is filled with girls crying over Zayn leaving 1D. Never knew there were so many girls in the world until yesterday."

"A goldfish is a great pet if you're wanting to be forced to explain death to your toddler sometime within the next 48 hours."

"What do you get if you dont finish your meal at a cannibalistic restaurant? A bodybag"

"I'd love to date one of our moderators. Every joke is long to them."

"If you crossed a gangster and a garbage man what would you have? Organised grime (crime)."

"HEY PIGS STOP TRYING TO SWALLOW ENTIRE APPLES YOU KEEP DYING"

"How do trees get onto the internet they log in"