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Joke of the Day

"Just to throw my other white friends off, I'll say shit like, ""Don't be sayin' that kinda shit in front of my black ass!"""

"My wife wanted me to lose weight, so I dropped 120 pounds But she got right back up again. She can take a hell of a punch, my wife."

"Charlie Sheen... ... He's on a drug called Zidovudine Too soon?"

"I've had rain boots sitting in my dorm since college started. I never thought I'd need them. As it turns out, these boots are made for Joaquin."

"What do you call two gay guys who look different but sound the same? Homophones."

"What's an American's favourite day of the week? Fryday."

"SOCIAL MEDIA GROUPS For how small springfield is, it has a lot of social media groups... Which one do you like/hate? 217 Problems Springfield exposed Springfaild"

"Bring an urn speed dating. Whenever a prospective match asks a question, whisper to urn, ""I don't know, Mom: should I tell him?"""

".@Beyonce can you feed my turtles while I'm on vacation"

"How do you know if you have a tough mosquito ? You slap him and he slaps you back !"