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Joke of the Day
"I was really bad in school. I failed maths so many times, I can't even count."
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"why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? because he was far out."
"Don't die a Virgin Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you up there."
"Apple Released A Pack of Playing Cards that Only has 48 Cards They removed all the Jacks"
"It is so cold... fire hydrants are flagging down dogs to piss on them."
"What is the coolest food on the planet? Burr-ito!"
"What is a brain dead couples' favorite pizza? Veggie lovers"
"two kids were arrested.. Two kids were arrested, one was eating fireworks and the other one was drinking battery acid. one got charged and the other got let off."
"I want to buy a Prius because I plan on driving off of a cliff & I don't want to make too big of an explosion & kill squirrels or turtles"
"Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred? Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat."