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Joke of the Day
"I was really bad in school. I failed maths so many times, I can't even count."
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"I always love the reaction I get after I cannonball into a public pool. ""OMG, Where's my baby!?"""
"What did one termite say to another in a burning building? ""Barbecue tonight!"""
"What is the difference between a Chicken and a Prostitute? The Chicken says ""Cockadoodaldoo"" The Prostitute says ""Any COCK will do"""
"Want to hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it."
"If I offer you some of my gummy worms, I am just trying to be polite. Don't you fucking dare take any."
"Why did Adele cross the road? So I could hit her with my car and shut everyone up."
"I came. I shaw. I shanked."
"The Brexit situation Britain: Down with the EU! *Next Day* Britain: I meant I'm down with the EU."
"How does a Welshman find a sheep in tall grass? Attractive"