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Joke of the Day
"What is the coolest food on the planet? Burr-ito!"
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"I took the shell off my racing snail to speed it up. If anything it made it more sluggish."
"What does relative humidity mean to a redneck? The sweat that forms on your nuts when you're banging your sister."
"It took police 4 days to catch the bombers..... Yet my bike is still missing"
"Who is the idiot that called it ""possession of marijuana"" and not ""joint custody""?"
"The government has officially replaced all measurements of time with fruit. More news at banana."
"Brother-in-arms What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time? ""You're my brother in arms!"""
"How does a woman take care of her asshole? She packs him a lunch and sends him to work."
"My sister let me borrow her newborn baby so I could meet girls at the mall. Worked great! Also, If you've found my nephew Jake, lemme know"
"Someone just used the phrase, 'that's a big load', on this conference call, and suddenly I'm paying attention."