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Joke of the Day
"why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? because he was far out."
Next Joke
"Why are 25 of the 26 letters in the English alphabet problematic to Jewish people? Because they're not C's."
"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway there."
"Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs? Because one egg is un oeuf."
"Which Russian leader is always farting? Putin"
"Marijuana is the answer! (I don't remember the question)"
"What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity? Thanks mum xD"
"What is the best basket ball team ever? The tricera-hops"
"Texting was a great solution to talking. But now replying to texts is exhausting so I'm done with all communication I guess."
"A Teacher asked: Which part of the body goes to heaven first? A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming ""OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD"