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Joke of the Day

"BREAKING: North Dakota lawmakers decide life begins at conception, and then begins again the moment you're old enough to leave North Dakota"

"What do you call a small dog? A subwoofer!"

"Today somebody called me a model! Well they said ""poster boy for birth control"", but I knew what they meant."

"Sir, there is a complaint filed against you. You called the prime minister a whore... OK. Who filed the complaint, prime minister or the whore?"

"I would imagine there really isn't any market for sea shells down by the sea shore considering the abundance of free sea shells."

"Did you hear about how James Bond slept through an earthquake? He was shaken, not stirred."

"""Why do Jews hate sex?"" ""Because the pussy is too close to the gas chamber."" Cody Edwards"

"What do you call a prison for gays? Prism"

"Terrorist Pick-Up Line ""Hey girl, is your ass America? Because I want to destroy it."""

"I always clench up before I drive into a tunnel because I'm afraid Wile E. Coyote might have just drawn it on there."