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Joke of the Day

"Black people Ash Wednesday doesn't have anything to do with. your dry cracked skin."

"...a dentist on a toothpaste commercial with stethoscope around neck..., if my dentist started to listen to my heart I would freak out."

"Awww... -So you love me too?! ...kward"

"I'm calling it now: I'm going to discover the cure for blindness and make billions of dollars someday. You'll all see."

"A Rabbi, a Priest and a Minister walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""Is this a Joke?"""

"If it wasn't for Yahoo Answers, there's no way I could know this numb black foot was just a headache."

"My friend said he wanted to float at the top of the troposphere.... I said ""You can't be cirrus."""

"If I played video games for 8 hours, I'd be called a loser bum But if I watched TV for 8 hours straight, people would just think I didn't have anything to do that day"

"I would've been terrible in 50 Shades because the second a guy said ""I don't do romance"" I would laugh and be like NOBODY SAYS THAT BYE"

"Teacher: If you have five haystacks in one corner five in another and two in another how many would you have ? Pupil: One big haystack !"