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Joke of the Day
"What goes oh oh oh? Santa walking backwards."
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"What do you call a fat man in a white t-shirt? A Man-in-a-tee."
"I fucked an Asian in an elevator. It was Wong on so many levels."
"Mitt Romney."
"What colour animals have the most sex? Brown Chicken, Brown Cow"
"Based on my hair this morning . I think I might be a muppet ."
"What do you do with a no-legged greyhound? Take it drag racing"
"What is the difference between British and American schoolchildren? British schoolchildren survive hide-and-seek."
"If you ate a tart, never eat another one. Trust me, you don't want to me retarted."
"My job sent me to a sexual harassment seminar last week... And now, I'm thinking I'm gonna be pretty good at it."