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Joke of the Day
"Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive? Because white space matters. hehee"
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"How do we know cats are communists? All they ever say is Mao."
"this one has claws This one swims but can't fly This one is huge & runs funny This one bangs his head against trees - god making birds"
"A woman asks her friend, ""Is your husband circumcised?"" Her friend replies, ""No, he's a complete dick."""
"This will blow your mind! If you take the pin out of a grenade and put your ear to the hole you can hear the faint sound of the world wide I.Q average increasing."
"I bet Hemingway would've deleted a shitload of tweets the next day."
"I just learned that embalmers insert butt plugs into corpses to prevent leakage.... So now I know why zombies walk like they do."
"JESUS: [walks on water] JUDAS: Actually, the body is 60% water so it's only 40% miracle JESUS: You're killing me, Judas JUDAS: Actually.."
"When I'm too lazy to understand something, I simply label it as ""pretentious"" and move on. I am an American."
"What do you call a horse that's thinking of home? Mentally in-stable."