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Joke of the Day

"this one has claws This one swims but can't fly This one is huge & runs funny This one bangs his head against trees - god making birds"

"I decided to join the new Jewish fraternity on campus ... Zayda Ate a Bagel"

"My grandma is very conservative. It would break her heart if she knew I was bi -partisan."

"If the cup is only half full, I suggest you buy a smaller bra"

"Before you insult somebody, walk a mile in their shoes Then, when you insult them you'll be a mile away and they'll have no shoes."

"What does an army of fire ants have in common with a horny dolphin? Both come in waves."

"I have a tip for all you lonely ladies on valentine's day.. Or you can just take the whole thing."

"What do cats read in the morning ? Mewspapers !"

"Why the largest state in US has their own Airlines? Alaska"

"My grandfather was treated very badly by the Germans in WW2. Passed over for promotion time and time again."