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Joke of the Day

"This will blow your mind! If you take the pin out of a grenade and put your ear to the hole you can hear the faint sound of the world wide I.Q average increasing."

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"Dude, I'd love to go out with you, but this one person 80s dance party in my living room isn't going to host itself."
"Did you know having children is hereditary? If your parents don't have them, neither will you."
"My wife and I have started aggressively planning for our retirement, and by that I mean we're playing the lottery 3-5 times per week."
"[walks into my bedroom to find my sister having sex with my bf] SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS I CAN'T BELIEVE UR DOING THIS TO ME THAT'S WHERE I EAT!!!"
"I vote we bring 80's music back and forget how to Dougie!!"
"What's a gay couples least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe."
"I kayak. Canoe?"
"What does a perverted cow do at night? Beef Jerkey"
"What is the hamburgers' most familiar song? 'Home on the Range'!"