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Joke of the Day

"What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common? Little boys pants half off."

"What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has a date on Valentine's day."

"What do dildos and tofu have in common? They're both substitutes for meat."

"Chinese girl for her number I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."

"What department store is named after the things jews hate the most and love the most? JC Penney. ^I'm ^^going ^^^to ^^^^hell."

"A woman walks in to a bar and asks for a Double Entendre... ...So the bartender gave her one."

"Why won't you ever see an American slav squatting? Because his spurs will get stuck up his asshole!"

"Cardinal: Ordinations are down Pope: Maybe a recruiting poster? C: Slogan? P: ""We separate the men from the boys!"" C: Um... Any other ideas?"

"What did the scientist say to his fellow co-worker to stop him from jumping off the cliff to as an act of suicide? Don't jump, you've got so much potential!"

"*brings a gun to a knife fight* *brings a gun to a pillow fight* *brings a gun to a food fight* who keeps inviting this guy"