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Joke of the Day

"Chinese girl for her number I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."

"what do you call a gay guy on roller skates? Rolaids"

"What kind of star wears sunglasses? A movie star."

"Women are cursed, and men are the proof."

"What one food reduces a woman's sex drive by 90%? Wedding cake."

"I don't trust stairs They are always up to something."

"*in-flight announcement* A SNICKERS IS JUST A MARS BAR WITH PEANUTS *struggling noises* PEOPLE HAVE A RIGHT TO KN-"

"I just ordered a set of dumbbells, so that'll be a fun new thing to trip over while I search for the remote."

"A man's wife gets angry about him switching to bitcoins He says ""Why don't you switch to bitchcoins?"""

"So Porsche released a Jewish Car... The Yom KiPorsche, since the Muslims already had the Porsche 911"