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Joke of the Day

"Why won't you ever see an American slav squatting? Because his spurs will get stuck up his asshole!"

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"Why can't Black Beard use the N-word? He always says it with a hard ""arrr."""
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"The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. Also, tornados and the dark and everything."
"A man sitting in a publisher's office has his memoir turned down for a third time... He sighed and said ""story of my life."""
"What if aliens are responsible for global warming? And this is just their way of breaking the ice."
"Following my vasectomy my urologist told me to return with a sample after I had ejaculated 40 times Ok Doc. See you tomorrow morning!"
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