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Joke of the Day
"A woman walks in to a bar and asks for a Double Entendre... ...So the bartender gave her one."
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"""You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same."""
"The only time a woman wishes that she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby."
"My church's priest said today, ""You know, sodomy is frowned upon by the church"" ""So you better not tell your fucking parents""."
"What never comes but always leaves? My dates."
"Two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin looks at the other and says ""Man its hot in here"" the other muffin looks back ans says ""Holy Shit a talking Muffin"""
"Why is the top speed of sex 68? At 69 you blow a rod."
"What do you call a posh Gym? James"
"What did the little girl with no arms, no legs, blind, deaf and mute get for Christmas? NSFW Cancer"
"Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party? He's a party pooper!"