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Joke of the Day
"A woman walks in to a bar and asks for a Double Entendre... ...So the bartender gave her one."
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"Why did the bigamist cross the road? To get to the other bride."
"What's an alcoholic's favorite book? Tequila mocking bird"
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"Pick a woman with wits. Wits will never sag."
"It truly bothers me how many people would marry someone just for their money. Because I'm trying to do that & you're lowering my chances."
"Paid a visit to 'www.conjunctivitis.com' earlier... Believe me, it's a site for sore eyes."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Q: What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? A: [Sound effect - - gagging noises]"
"Hot singles in your area are tired of it all. Just so tired."