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Joke of the Day

"If someone catches you doing something inappropriate don't stop, just do it slowly while keeping eye contact."

"!false It's funny because it's true"

"They finally caught the 'Subway Pervert' today. Someone saw him get off at Times Square."

"Why do black people hate wine? Because it's a waste of perfectly good grape juice. (Also, anyone care to explain me where the ""Black people like grape juice"" came from?)"

"Free Pussy Riot!"

"I'm giving up self control for lent It's going to be so hard!"

"A law student walks into a bar... He says, ""Shit I should've prepared for this."""

"What do you call a Mexican gondolier? Pedro."

"Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia? Because it's pretty basic stuff."

"What's red, white, and full of holes? Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork."