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Joke of the Day

"If someone catches you doing something inappropriate don't stop, just do it slowly while keeping eye contact."

"What do you use to transport pittas? A flatbread truck"

"What do you call a chicken you own? A personal fowl"

"What's long, green, and smells like pork? Kermit the frog's finger"

"What part of Canada do the Inuit control? Nunavut."

"video games allow you to journey to wondrous locations straight out of your dreams such as: warehouse, sewer, and subway tunnel"

"I am currently upset at my mom for having me. I didnt ask to be here. Now I have all these damn bills."

"How many tickles does it take for an octopus to laugh? Tentickles."

"[AskReddit] I read that 4,156,257 people got married this year.... ....not to cause any problems, but shouldn't that be an even number?"

"What do the Titanic and The Toronto Maple Leafs have in common... The last picture of the Titanic was in Black&White, so was the last picture of the Maple Leafs with the Stanley Cup"