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Joke of the Day
"What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis? Daeshcams"
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"What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash? ""It looks like we're going to Neverland."""
"America is 5 wars away from receiving a free one."
"Tim: This is Tim from accounting. Me: Hi Tim from accounting. Tim: Just say Tim. Me. Tim. Tim: How are you today? Me: Tim."
"A towel walks into a bar... He orders a drink, and says ""I'll have it dry."""
"""Well, my chocolate is so good I could sell it in an obnoxious prism shape."" Bob Toblerone to rival chocolate manufacturer."
"Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric 'eels !"
"Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit? Because it keeps the Doctor away!"
"How ironic is it... to die in the living room?"
"In all fairness, Trump can't release his tax returns At least not until Putin sends him his W2s."