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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Yeah, neither have they."

"What do... A grape and a bunny rabbit have in common? They're both purple. Except for the bunny rabbit."

"Hey girl are you a cool autumn breeze Because you make me wanna jacket"

"Do you know why Apple steals all their ideas? Cause when they make their own I lose my headphones."

"What's the similarities between Las Vegas and Manchester? You can pay for the prostitutes using chips"

"Why do we call dogs, K-9? ...because K-10 is for cats."

"I wanted my Native American girlfriend to move in with me but she had some reservations."

"According to the second law of thermodynamics......... According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me. :)"

"What do you call an owl with no forehead? I sucked too many dongs last night to remember"

"Dad I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to it already has its own spots!"