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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Yeah, neither have they."
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"Why wasn't the vampire killed? The vampire hunter made a miss-stake."
"What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall ? Ulta Magnus!"
"Did you know? Call of duty has been released in Iraq and Afgahnistan as ""The Sims."""
"I have an eidolon memory. It's the same as an eidetic memory, but I'm also dyslexic."
"People who quit Reddit, what is life like now?"
"What's grey and comes in buckets? An elephant."
"How do you tittilate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot."
"What was the statistician's favorite herb? Bayes-il"
"Your mommas so fat That when she posted to /r/gonewild they renamed the sub /r/earthporn"