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Joke of the Day
"Hey girl are you a cool autumn breeze Because you make me wanna jacket"
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"My SO thinks it's sexy to bite her lip... I haven't got the heart to tell her it should be the bottom one...."
"Two cameras walk into a bar... One says to the other, ""I don't expose you want to buy me a drink? The other says, ""That would be a negative."""
"New Slogan for the Pro Choice Organization Cut out the middle man. Literally."
"How do you re-use a condom? Turn it inside-out and shake the fuck out of it."
"Want to hear this... *running* joke? Then you better go catch it!"
"you're mama so fat... she broke her leg and gravy poured out."
"What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist? Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI"
"My Grandfather invented the cold air balloon It never really took off."
"What do you think goes through a spiders mind when you hit it with a hammer? His ass."