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Joke of the Day

"Dad I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to it already has its own spots!"

"This just in, Beverly Hills, 90210 Cleveland Browns, 3 >Credit to Colin Mochrie from *Whose Line Is It Anyway?*"

"""That goddamn janitor drew a dick on the chalkboard again!"" (Bad Will Hunting.)"

"The Wikipedia's list of rape victims is incomplete... But don't worry! You can help by expanding it!"

"Why did the caveman not take Viagra? Because he was rock hard."

"what did the sign outside the rehab center say? ""Keep off the grass"""

"I don't make typos. I make new words."

"Got to THE GATES and St. Peter said, ""Go home you're drunk!"" Just another time alcohol saved my life."

"How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."

"God said, ""Thou shall not kill"" And then he wiped out the entire human race with a global flood just because people didn't take it seriously"