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Joke of the Day

"What's the similarities between Las Vegas and Manchester? You can pay for the prostitutes using chips"

"Just put 3 sugar cubes in my tea, and by sugar, I mean xanax, because sugar is really bad for you.."

"Yo mamma Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is ""Equator."""

"A good book is like a good puppy. Both are easy to pick up but hard to put down."

"Don't regret past mistakes. All of your decisions, good and bad, led you to where you are today. Disregard this if you are in prison."

"Why did Trump call for a ban on all llamas entering the US? because he isllamaphobic"

"Just think of the money we could have saved with Hillary. We would have saved 24% by hiring a woman."

"What do you use to buy drinks? Bar tender"

"What do cows usually fly around in? Helicowpters and Bulloons."

"Have you heard of the hard-working blind prostitute? You really gotta hand it to her."