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Joke of the Day

"During labour, nurse came up to me & said, 'How about Epidural Anesthesia?' I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name."

"Do you have a go-to joke to tell someone who is clearly having a bad day?"

"Q: What do you call a powerful black guy? A: Obama."

"a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who reach the floor first? The brunette, the Blonde stop it midway to ask for directions."

"How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree? Boy trees have woodpeckers."

"Why was the butcher fired? Because he was caught *beating his meat*!"

"Teacher: All Idiots Stand Up A boy stand up Teacher: so are you an idiot ? Boy: No I can't bear you standing alone madam..."

"My girlfriend wanted to use a protractor during sex... but I told her graphing paper is where I draw the line."

"Using dog shampoo when I run out of cat shampoo because I ran out of human shampoo a week ago."

"Chris Brown only listens to his music.. on his Beats by Dre"