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Joke of the Day
"2 guys walk into a bar... The one who ducked was never a Pokemon fan."
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"Dear prisoners: How about liquid soap? You're welcome."
"with great power comes great electricity bills"
"[Nerd Joke] Yo momma's so fat she sees red lights as green... ...Doctors call this colour blindness, physicists call it gravitational blue-shift."
"Why was the nose running? Cuz it's a running nose"
"My 1 year old doesn't laugh when I fart. I can only hope his sense of humor grows more sophisticated with time..."
"BREAKING NEWS: Wikileaks founder Julian Assange to release detailed document on what Willis was talking about."
"How do you say ""No, I'm full"" in Grandmother?"
"Little monster: Mom I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes I'll save it for your tea."
"Yo momma... Is so fat she started a new diet, lost a lot of weight and is doing really well now."