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Joke of the Day
"2 guys walk into a bar... The one who ducked was never a Pokemon fan."
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"Ordering at McDonald's & the cashier asked if my child wanted a Happy Meal. I explained the toxicity of equating consumerism with happiness."
"Who do grammar nazis hang out with now? The alt-write."
"I can see your camouflage pants, so they're not working."
"Why is it never hot in churches? Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now...."
"What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists? 45"
"How to fall down stairs: Step 1 Step 5 Step 8, 9, 10"
"I think I just invented four new yoga poses trying to get a chocolate chip that I dropped under the table."
"""No child of mine is going out in a skirt that short."" ""Dad, I'm sixteen. I'll wear what I want!"" ""Yeah, but son, your nuts are showing."""
"How did Jesus get so ripped? He does crossfit."