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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma... Is so fat she started a new diet, lost a lot of weight and is doing really well now."
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"Why did the hipster dislike physics? Cause the system is broke, yo."
"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard & they're like ""How did your milkshake develop a gravitational pull that was gender specific?"""
"""Wanna go camping?"" ""No thanks, I have a house."""
"Which is the most common font i Mexico? El Vetica."
"Does England have a fourth of July? Of Course they do, they just don't celebrate it!"
"Moses was leading his people through the desert for 40 years. It seems, even in Biblical times men avoided asking the way."
"Christians call it the Rapture. Chuck norris calls it cleaning his house."
"How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag? You take the f out of ""safe"" and the f out of ""way""."
"Everyone keeps talking about tragedies but then does nothing about it. Just like this post."