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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma... Is so fat she started a new diet, lost a lot of weight and is doing really well now."

"I paid $5.99 for The Interview. I now want North Korea to kill me."

"What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only occasionally does something retarded come out of her vagina."

"I went on an extreme camping trip... It was in tents."

"Why did the hipster's mouth hurt? Because he ate pizza before it was cool."

"""I really wish you'd post more 4sq checkins & tumblr links"" -no one on Twitter ever"

"If your girlfriend sees where you are coming from chances are she is going to get some on her face."

"The space race shows that there's no limit to what human ingenuity can achieve When they really want to prove they're better than some other bastard."

"What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer? Rib it."

"Why did Simba's dad die? Because he didn't Muv-fasta"